The Growth Audit · $1,500 · 7 days

Find out exactly where your funnel is leaking.

A 30-page diagnostic on your account. Five fixes ranked by 30-day ROI. Delivered in seven days. The fee credits toward any retainer started within 60 days — so the audit pays for itself if you continue.

From a 14-clinician group practice in Texas: cost per intake $223 → $98 in seven weeks.
FILL THE LOBBY · GROWTH AUDIT Funnel diagnostic. Page 26 of 30 — The five ranked fixes FIX 01 · BOOKING FORM Reduce required fields, mobile rebuild +$11.4K FIX 02 · NO-SHOW CADENCE SMS sequence + day-of confirmation +$8.2K FIX 03 · META TARGETING Reallocate spend, kill 2 campaigns +$6.1K FIX 04 · LANDING PAGE Hero copy + above-fold CTA rebuild +$4.7K FIX 05 · REVIEW VELOCITY Post-session ask + Google profile +$2.8K PROJECTED 30-DAY LIFT $33.2K
Inside the audit

Eight things you'll know about your funnel.

Every layer of your acquisition and conversion stack — paid spend, click-to-show economics, booking-form leak, the no-show curve — modeled against your real numbers, not industry averages.

01

Paid spend efficiency

Where your Meta and Google budget is leaking. Which campaigns to kill, scale, or restructure — with specific dollar numbers.

02

Click-to-show economics

The full path from click to booked to shown. Where the funnel breaks. Modeled with your numbers, not generic benchmarks.

03

Booking-form conversion

The biggest, most-fixable leak in most cash-pay practices. We test your form against the same 14-point checklist we run on our own.

04

No-show economics

What your no-show rate is actually costing you in absorbed lifetime value, and the cadence that brings it down without annoying patients.

05

Rebooking velocity

Time from session 1 to session 2. Where retention compounds and where it leaks — for therapy and med spa unit economics.

06

Landing-page mechanics

Hero copy, social proof placement, friction in the booking flow. What's confusing your traffic — page by page.

07

Reviews & social proof

Where your competitors win on Google and Yelp. The 30-day plan to close the gap without paying for fake review services.

08

Five ranked fixes

The whole audit ends here: five specific things to ship, in order of 30-day dollar lift. Not "here's what's wrong" — here's what to do Monday.

The seven days

From "we don't know what's broken" to five ranked fixes.

DAY 00

You book

Stripe payment after the fit call confirms scope. Access form sent: 12 questions, 8 minutes.

DAY 11

BAA signed

Read-only access to ad accounts, GA4, booking system. Never patient data.

DAY 2-32

We pull data

90 days of spend, traffic, conversions, booking flow, no-show records.

DAY 4-54

We model

Click-to-show economics. Lever-by-lever sensitivity. The five fixes ranked.

DAY 66

Internal review

Founders sign off on every audit personally. Numbers double-checked.

DAY 77

30-page PDF

Delivered with a 20-min Loom walkthrough. You own it whether or not you continue.

DAY 8+8

Optional

If you want us to ship the fixes, the $1,500 credits to your retainer.

What you actually get

What thirty pages look like.

PAGE 09 OF 30
Click-to-show waterfall.
−42%Drop-off at booking form
PAGE 17 OF 30
Booking-form audit.
$83Avg CPI lift from fix 1
PAGE 26 OF 30
The five ranked fixes.
$33.2KProjected 30-day lift
After seven days

What you'll know that you don't today.

The audit fee
$1,500
Seven days. Credit applies to any retainer started within 60 days — so if you continue, the audit pays for itself.
Read-only access only BAA signed before data flows Founder-reviewed 30-page PDF + Loom
Before you book a call

Things people ask first.

Why $1,500? That seems low.
It's productized. We've run this audit hundreds of times on our own platforms — the workflow is tight, the deliverable template is fixed, the data pulls are scripted. We're charging for the seven days of senior-operator time, not the year of building the system. We'd rather sell ten audits a month at $1,500 than three at $5,000 — it's the cleanest path into a retainer relationship.
What if I don't have ad spend yet?
Tell us on the fit call. The audit is built around an existing funnel — if you don't have one yet, the audit is the wrong product. We'll point you to a starting checklist instead.
Can I see who's done it?
Not publicly yet — most clients prefer not to be named, and we're a young firm. On the fit call, we can walk you through anonymized results from two recent audits in your vertical (therapy or med spa) and explain the methodology in detail.
What if your audit is wrong?
There's always something to find. We've never delivered an audit where the practice walked away saying "no actionable fixes." If you genuinely think the deliverable was a dud, email us — we'll talk it through.
How does the credit work?
If you start any retainer with us within 60 days of audit delivery, the $1,500 audit fee credits in full toward your first month. Effectively the audit is free if you continue. No commitment to continue, though — keep the deliverable either way.
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See where your funnel is leaking.

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